5 Silly Yolk Separators On Amazon That’ll Crack You Up

We get it – eggs can be separated by hand. But even to culinary experts, maybe using an egg separator is the change in life you needed? Yes, our parents taught us not to play with our food, but these gadgets make that so much harder. Silly yolk separators turn a task into an experience, and might be so unnecessary that they’re exactly what you need. Whether you’re making pasta or baking a cake, life is too short not to do so in style. But since some make your life easier than others, here’s a list of what to expect before you embark on your next cooking ‘eggventure.’

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Dunk N’ Egg Yolk Separator

Some things in life make the difference between ‘want’ versus ‘need’ clear. The Dunk N’ Egg Yolk Separator is that for me. Before you call it another dish to wash, hear me out. To quickly separate your yolks from your whites, simply clip the hoop on your bowl. Then just crack your egg over the rim like Shaq did in ’93 and watch the whites drop down while your yolk stays caught in the hoop. Now just lift the net to remove the yolk and you’re good to go!

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YolkPig

Simple, approachable, and surprisingly functional, the YolkPig is the definition of stocking-stuffer. Despite creating a clever solution to a common problem, it’s almost like the creators wanted us to be amazed it actually worked. Made with feasibility in mind, this egg separator is perfect for the leisurely chef. Even though you can only separate one egg at a time, you can’t deny the YolkPig lets you get the job done with a smile.

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Model 001

By far the most effective of the list, the Model 001 yolk separator lies at the intersection of feasibility and efficiency. Best for separating multiple eggs at once, this five-story kitchen gadget is worth the precious counter space. Not only do you get to tell your friends you have a mini waterpark in your kitchen, but the Model 001 also lets you adjust the size of the separation holes to match your cooking situation. Whether you eat to live or live to eat, consider the Model 001!

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Vomiting Chicken Egg Yolk White Seperator

Reminiscent of knickknacks and home goods sold at Asian variety stores, the Vomiting Chicken egg separator is both innovative and unique. The serrated edge allows for precision egg-cracking and since the chicken’s beak lets you easily pour the whites from the yolk, you’ll never waste an egg again. Just break your shell and tilt the chicken forward to remove the whites then slide the yolk out from the top.

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Snot Nose Egg Seperator

If you want to stand out at your next white elephant party, this is the item for you. The Snot Nose Egg Separator screams home chef, and one with time to spare. Though it may be more funny than functional, the memories to be made with it are what count. To remove the yolks, just crack in your egg and shake it until the whites run out the nose. No Zyrtec needed, just throw it in the dishwasher to clean up the mess.

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